No offence to blondes.
A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not
know what it was but this piece had always been there.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what
the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and
asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there.
710 is oil.
Subject: 710 
Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:36 pm