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Age : 27
Location : I'll tell you if I could have a hug.
Registration date : 2007-05-06

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PostSubject: 710   710 Icon_minitimeThu Jul 05, 2007 9:36 pm

No offence to blondes.

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not
know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what
the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote
710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and
asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there.

710 is oil.
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